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An ongoing shitpost I have on Mastodon I am immortalizing here. In search of the perfect pop song.

• ✅ horny
• ✅ monsterfucking
• ✅ aesthetic outfits
• ✅ full choreography
• ✅ sounds like Depeche Mode

1. Tail by Sunmi

• ✅ horny af
• 👀 Sunmi is cat-like but not a monster unfortunately.
• ✅ aesthetic outfits. That latex. Love it when kpop low-key appropriates bdsm looks because they're great at it
• ✅ full choreography. Horny as hell. Performance video is a must watch.
• ❌ doesn't sound like Depeche mode

2. Secret Scream by The Black Queen

• ✅ horny af
• ❌ sadly goth girls are not real vampires
• 👀 reasonably aesthetic outfits
• ❌ no full choreography
• ✅ sounds like Depeche Mode

3. Le Sang de Mon Prochain by La Femme

• ✅ reasonably horny
• ✅ vampire wants blood and fucking
• ✅ aesthetic 1920s inspired outfits
• ❌ no full choreography
• ❓ if Depeche Mode were French and went through a hypnotic #psyhrock phase

4. Bewitched by PIXY

• ✅ extremely sensual
• ❓ are evil fairies monsters?
• ✅ aesthetic outfits because kpop does low-key sexy best
• ✅ perfect choreography, captures the dark sensual vibe
• ❓ dark trap with synthpop, unique for kpop but doesn't sound like Depeche Mode

5. Strangelove by Depeche Mode

• ✅ horny
• ❌ BDSM is not monsterfucking
• ✅ reasonably aesthetic outfits for the time period
• ❌ no full choreography
• ✅ is Depeche Mode